Two Lawyers, Joe and Paul, are standing in the queue at their local branch of the Commonwealth Bank, when three masked armed robbers burst into the bank. They have everyone drop to the floor and one robber starts empting out the tellers' tills, while another keeps gaurd and the third starts collecting the wallets, jewellery, etc. Joe suddenly pushes something into Paul's pocket and Paul whispers : "What is it?". Paul replied softly: "It's the hundred dollars I borrowed from you last week".

Source : The Joke's on Lawyers, by Stan Ross, (Indian Reprint) Pg no.-39

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